April 2011
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December 2009
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The mirror isn't for that, Nicole.
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We feel more sorry for the makeup artist whose career completely ended last night…
Nicole Kidman, after spending some time with a group of blind people, was dropped for the New York premiere of her new film, Nine. Unfortunately for Nicole, no one seemed to notice that she looked as if she just came from spending some quality time with Lindsay Lohan. Fortunately for us,...
The Girl from Speed and the Drinking Movie are...
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It’s like they’re advertising that this award show is a big jokey mess…
As long as we’ve been around to see them, the Golden Globes have always been positioned as the ‘fun’ version of the Oscars - which is just a euphemism for the ‘joke red-headed stepchild version of the legitimate awards show’.
Well this year, they’ve stayed true to form by nominating Sandra Bullock for her...
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Rachel Maddow with a Total K.O. for the Gays
In case what you were wondering what it looks like when a “former gay” is handed his ass on a platter by a power lesbian…
Yesterday, Political Talk Show host and all around badass, Rachel Maddow, welcomed Richard Cohen, author of the books “Coming Out Straight” and “Gay Children, Straight Parents: A Plan for Family Healing”. Cohen, a self proclaimed...
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Come on baby, let’s put a ring on...
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That's Enough, Ke$ha
I’m an alcoholic whore, isn’t that hilarious, artistic, and worthy of plaguing the masses?
I saw the rapid climb of Ke$ha’s single and her obvious inability to spell anything correctly as ‘Tik Tok’ began taking over the iTunes charts. I continued to ignore its existence as I thought it was something that could only be the result of the purest of evils. It...
November 2009
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Sounds wonderfully familiar…
Lily Allen...
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Cheryl Cole - Parachute
The woman with the #1...
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October 2009
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Vampires...and other reasons my Tumblr is lacking
I think it’s worth it…at least it has VAMPIRES (sold?)
So I’ve horribly neglected my sweet blog. I apologize to my droves of fans and to Tumblr itself, but hopefully I have something that can kind of make up for it. The reason I have been so MIA is that I have dived (dove? diven?) headfirst in writing, improving, acting and editing some web shorts with 3 of my VERY talented...
September 2009
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Kanye is a douche, Beyonce is classy and Pink is...
…Oh and Gaga bleeds profusely from her breasts…
Unless you’ve been living under a rock and still think Serena’s verbal barrage on a referee with a penchant for tennis ball dinners is big news, you’ve no doubt heard about Kanye earning his doctorate in Douche-ology last night. In fact, he even took an honorary minor in Pathetic-of-his-rocker-batshit-stupid with...
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DeGeneres is New Idol Judge, World Explodes from...
“I can do that” will now replace “You look amazing tonight and blargh blah boof”…
The pending absence of Paula Abdul on the upcoming 9th season of American Idol has been nothing less than shocking to avid Idol enthusiasts (which is what we like to be called). With Simon, Randy and Kara the contestants were missing a cheering squad as well as a fair share of...
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Popjustice 2009 20 Quid Music Prize
It was probably the “looking into windows” bit that sold the judges…
One of the best pop music websites on the internet, Popjustice, has made a name for themselves for their taste for amazing pop music (specializing in British…the best kind) and cleverly written reviews and stories. In response to the prestigious and usually bullshit Mercury Prize, which awards the...
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Robbie Williams "Bodies" Single Premiere. Eek!
Bodies in the bodhi tree, y’all
After a much too long “finding one’s self” hiatus, Robbie Williams is back to kick some major pop music ass with the premiere of his new single “Bodies”. The single, which premiered today, is the first from his new album “Reality Killed the Video Star,” which is out in early November. Listen above.
Plenty...
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WatchWhat does RRA mean?
To further my integration into the world of blogging, I have taking the dark turn to video blogging. Wait, come back! Ok, now that the initial shock has worn off, don’t worry - it isn’t going to be me talking to the camera as if the inner monologue vomit was interesting to anyone but myself (although I rarely even find it interesting). Instead, please follow the...
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True Blood Ep. 211 "Frenzy" Recap *SPOILERS*
Everything that exists imagined itself into existence. HUH?
So Sunday’s episode didn’t have a whole hell of a lot happen when you look back on it. What it did offer, however, was plenty of exposition and epic dialogue to help set up what is sure to be a giant glorious explosive season finale full of tears and Grecian garb galore.
Series creator, Alan Ball, penned the episode...
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WatchWhat do you think of Blossom?
Two of my favorite viral New Yorkers, Rich & Tracie, are back with another installment of their wonderfully charming and outlandishly hilarious take on other people’s problems…while stoned out of their minds. Indulge yourself in the latest Pot Psychology video - which is basically an outtake reel. For more Pot Psychology, click here.
August 2009
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True Blood Ep. 210 "New World in My View" Recap...
Smite me, you asshole
As with every new episode of True Blood, we pick up right where we left off. The only difference this time is that the continuation was actually another one of Sookie’s steamy dreams of Eric. I riddle anyone to tell me what’s hotter than making out with a grieving man with blood streaming down their face.
When she wakes up, we find Sookie and Jason...
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Something Epic is Happening in Pop Music
A proper pop summit is underway…
Earlier today, producer and pop artist Calvin Harris posted one of the most amazing photos on his Twitter (@calvinharris). The photo, placed above, features euphoria personified through the likes of Jake Shears (@jakeshears, Scissor Sisters), Calvin himself, and the one and only Kylie Minogue (@kylietweettweet).
For reference, the last time Kylie...
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How to Create a Proper Popstar - X Factor Edition
Three simple steps will win over the Dannii Minogue’s and Cheryl Cole’s of the world…
Step 1: Epically point to as many people in the audience as possible. This accomplishes the breaking of the 4th wall and lets the audience become “part of the action.”
Step 2: Defy gravity at least once. The simple idea of multi-tasking on stage is always a sure-fire...
My mom. In the car. Delirious.
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The Legend of Zelda Series Timeline - Polish that...
I need some Lon Lon Milk to help me recover from my mind being blown…
Calling the Legend of Zelda series “epic” is both a gross understatement and a contributing factor to my constantly depleting list of friends. WIth story-lines that are so intricate that even trying to summarize them would require a wikipedia-length post, it isn’t surprising that there has been...
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True Blood Ep. 209 "I Will Rise Up" Recap...
Oh my Godric…
So after last weeks episode overloaded us with the aptly termed “WTF Moments”, this week’s Episode of True Blood brought things back to a much more human level (for lack of a better term). The episode picked up right as Luke is about to unleash his silvery wooden fury on Godric’s nest. The after math shows no one of importance splattered against the...
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V.V. Brown "Game Over" - Video Premiere
V.V. Brown, complete with crazy hair and crazier outfits, just released a video for her latest jam, Game Over. The clip is above. V.V. is another act in a long string of amazing British Songstresses that are erupting out of the UK and her bare-bones production and high-impact look are exactly what I need. Always. Check out more of her songs and videos HERE.
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Modern Appeal - Vintage Travel Posters
Slowly turning me into a Mad Man
I discovered I was mildly obsessed with mid-century modern style right around the time that Mad Men started airing on TV. The style represented a new way of life that was so interesting, I couldn’t help but latch onto it. It also came from growing up in a family that knew their way around an antique gallery (their homes).
When Mad Men came out,...
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Bryan Singer to bring Battlestar Galactica to the...
Here’s hoping that we get more The Usual Suspects and less Superman Returns
So I can finally geek out in true fashion. Variety has finally come clean with the report that Bryan Singer has signed on to direct a feature version of one of the greatest television shows of the past 10 years - Battlestar Galactica. Introduced as a “complete re-imagination” of the story, the...
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Perez Hilton Launches Fashion Site, World Baffled
Liz Lemon as Cathy is batshit confused…AAAACK!
Celebrity gossip blogger and all around pop culture douchebag Perez Hilton launched his new fashion blog, Coco Perez, today…
If the expected rush of confusion-induced coma has worn off of you, don’t worry…I’m also aware that the person pictured above is now branding himself as an authority on fashion....
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Girls Aloud Out of Control Tour - First Videos
An epic treat for your humpday
Girls Aloud - Sexy! (No, no, no) - Out of Control Tour Live at the O2
Sky1 in the UK aired a hefty portion of Girls Aloud’s latest tour last Saturday and the videos have recently surfaced on YouTube (thank G). Here are two of my favorite moments from the show. More to come when the full DVD is released in the next couple of months. I think...
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Cheryl Cole Changes Hair Color, British Media...
In other news, there’s a war going on…
Girls Aloud and X Factor judge Cheryl Cole can fart and make national headlines for days in the UK. She’s the Geordie mess with busted teeth and a knack for beating up bathroom attendants that won over the hearts of a country by becoming a member of Girls Aloud, getting abundantly prettier, marrying a football star (who she stuck...
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True Blood Ep. 208 "Timebomb" Recap *SPOILERS*
A hymen-bustin’ good time…
Not since Lost has a show had me counting down the days until the next episode like True Blood. The perfect blend of drama, comedy, supernatural, sex and OMFG moments has placed this campy gem securely in the hearts of women and gay men everywhere. Just like the majority of episodes before it, the August 9th episode, Timebomb, delivered on every account.
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“Dear Mr. Vernon,
we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday...”
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