December 2009
5 posts
The mirror isn't for that, Nicole.
thehautemess:
We feel more sorry for the makeup artist whose career completely ended last night…
Nicole Kidman, after spending some time with a group of blind people, was dropped for the New York premiere of her new film, Nine. Unfortunately for Nicole, no one seemed to notice that she looked as if she just came from spending some quality time with Lindsay Lohan. Fortunately for us,...
The Girl from Speed and the Drinking Movie are...
thehautemess:
It’s like they’re advertising that this award show is a big jokey mess…
As long as we’ve been around to see them, the Golden Globes have always been positioned as the ‘fun’ version of the Oscars - which is just a euphemism for the ‘joke red-headed stepchild version of the legitimate awards show’.
Well this year, they’ve stayed true to form by nominating Sandra Bullock for her...
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Rachel Maddow with a Total K.O. for the Gays
In case what you were wondering what it looks like when a “former gay” is handed his ass on a platter by a power lesbian…
Yesterday, Political Talk Show host and all around badass, Rachel Maddow, welcomed Richard Cohen, author of the books “Coming Out Straight” and “Gay Children, Straight Parents: A Plan for Family Healing”. Cohen, a self proclaimed...
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Come on baby, let’s put a ring on...
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That's Enough, Ke$ha
I’m an alcoholic whore, isn’t that hilarious, artistic, and worthy of plaguing the masses?
I saw the rapid climb of Ke$ha’s single and her obvious inability to spell anything correctly as ‘Tik Tok’ began taking over the iTunes charts. I continued to ignore its existence as I thought it was something that could only be the result of the purest of evils. It...